if my jokes offend you:

  1. i’m sorry
  2. it won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. you’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via ileftmyheartinenglandsomewhere)

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l-o-t-h-o-r:

B&W - Original

I imagine this is what happens when your eyes become the portal to another dimension. No Turning back

l-o-t-h-o-r:

B&W - Original

I imagine this is what happens when your eyes become the portal to another dimension. No Turning back

(via hold-your-breath-baby)

@1 day ago with 3243 notes

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

This is something I’d volunteer for

(Source: theflavourofyourlips, via cheyenne-isnt-dead)

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neptune’s bounty 

(Source: taffir, via stupidl0ves0ngs)

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daily
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the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

(via anthonyperez0615)

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sanitaryum:

The Captain America/Puerto Rico pic  AND Marvel’s majestic response

(via fangirling-instead-of-growing-up)

@1 day ago with 47886 notes

starkexpos:

Avengers (1963) #5

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

(Source: withironhands, via fangirling-instead-of-growing-up)

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snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

anybody else reminded of Hulk and Loki?

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

anybody else reminded of Hulk and Loki?

(Source: theslowpokewell, via stupidl0ves0ngs)

@2 days ago with 45470 notes
#avengers #loki #hulk #puny god 
versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?



my roommate was gay, he never purposely made me feel awkward. So… how about you drop the defamation home slice?

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

my roommate was gay, he never purposely made me feel awkward. So… how about you drop the defamation home slice?

(via crystalreed)

@2 days ago with 117770 notes

The people who matter don’t read our social media sites, if they did the world would already be a better place.  If you’d like to see a real change for your “movement” go out into the world and do something instead of sitting on the computer complaining about it.

Sorry to put a damper on things, but this is reality calling.

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